There Is No Such Uncertainty As A

O Life! Thou Art A Galling Load, Along A Rough, A Weary Road, To Wretches Such As I!

Go Fetch To Me A Pint O' Wine, An' Fill It In A Silver Tassie.

It Is Cruelty To Be Humane To Rebels, And Humanity Is Cruelty.

The Poor Inhabitant Below Was Quick To Learn And Wise To Know And Keenly Felt The Friendly Glow And Softer Flame; But Thoughtless Follies Laid Him Low, And Stain'd His Name!

For Thus The Royal Mandate Ran, When First The Human Race Began, "the Social, Friendly Honest Man, Whate'er He Be, Tis He Fulfils Great Nature's Plan, And None But He!"