There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak

Sometimes The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making Someone Else Look Bad. And I'm Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves.

It's The Weirdest Thing. When You Go Into Acting, You Expect To Be A Huge Star And To Be Recognized. It Did Happen, But Not In The Way You Expect It To. In L.a., I'm Just Another Character Actor.

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.

The Simpsons Can Go Anywhere In The World And Not Worry About Any Budgetary Issues. However, Even When The Show Has Had Its Run, I Think The Characters Can Go On In Perpetuity.

It's Hard To Find A Play That's Right For Me To Do. Rather Than Waiting Around For The Right Script To Come Along, I Decided To Write One Myself.