There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak

It's Hard To Find A Play That's Right For Me To Do. Rather Than Waiting Around For The Right Script To Come Along, I Decided To Write One Myself.

Getting Out Of Jury Duty Is Easy. The Trick Is To Say You're Prejudiced Against All Races.

Sometimes The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making Someone Else Look Bad. And I'm Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves.

There Are Times When The Writers Ask Us To Improvise. Sometimes The Animators Are Inspired By What You Do, And Sometimes You Are Inspired By What The Animators Do.

Kill Myself? Killing Myself Is The Last Thing I'd Ever Do. Now I Have A Purpose, A Reason To Live. I Don't Care Who I Have To Face, I Don't Care Who I Have To Fight, I Will Not Rest Until This Street Gets A Stop Sign!