There Is No Failure Except The Failure

A Conservative Is A Man Who Is Too Cowardly To Fight And Too Fat To Run.

One Can Play Comedy, Two Are Required For Melodrama, But A Tragedy Demands Three.

The Church Saves Sinners, But Science Seeks To Stop Their Manufacture.

Self-discipline Is The Ability To Make Yourself Do What You Should Do, When You Should Do It, Whether You Feel Like It Or Not.

Formal Religion Was Organized For Slaves: It Offered Them Consolation Which Earth Did Not Provide.