There Is No Comparing The Brutality And

A Three-year Diet Of Rubber Chicken And Occasional Crow.

In The Middle Ages People Took Potions For Their Ailments. In The 19th Century They Took Snake Oil. Citizens Of Today's Shiny, Technological Age Are Too Modern For That. They Take Antioxidants And Extract Of Cactus Instead.

I Don't Mind Going Into A Liberal Lion's Den. That's Where You Test Yourself.

So Far As Im Concerned, Ronald Reagan Was The Best President. Nixon Was The Worst. Some Of His Policies Were Okay, But He Disgraced The Office.

If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House.