There Is In Writing The Constant Joy

The Most Curious Social Convention Of The Great Age In Which We Live Is The One To The Effect That Religious Opinions Should Be Respected.

The Old Testament, As Everyone Who Has Looked Into It Is Aware, Drips With Blood; There Is, Indeed, No More Bloody Chronicle In All The Literature Of The World.

Sometimes The Idiots Outvote The Sensible People.

The Common Notion That Free Speech Prevails In The United States Always Makes Me Laugh.

A Man Loses His Sense Of Direction After Four Drinks; A Woman Loses Hers After Four Kisses.