[there Is] A Breed Of Fashion Models

Granted, This System Is Insane, But We Must Not Let Sanity Stand In The Way Of Airport Security.

The Books All Say That Barracuda Rarely Eat People, But Very Few Barracuda Can Read.

Motto Of The U.s. Airline Industry - "we're Hoping To Have A Motto Announcement In About An Hour."

Skiing Combines Outdoor Fun With Knocking Down Trees With Your Face.

The Badness Of A Movie Is Directly Proportional To The Number Of Helicopters In It.