There In The Midst Of The Amazon

You're A Writer. And That's Something Better Than Being A Millionaire. Because It's Something Holy.

Don't Start An Argument With Somebody Who Has A Microphone When You Don't. They'll Make You Look Like Chopped Liver.

In My Ugly, Elitist Opinion We Are Not All Entitled To Voice Our Opinions, We Are Entitled To Pass Along Our Informed Opinions.

Everyone Is Entitled To An *informed* Opinion.

I Will Live To Piss In The Open Mouths Or The Open Graves Of My Enemies, Whichever Comes First.