There Has Been So Much Rubbish Written

I Am No Longer A Criminal. I Gave Up That Practice Years Ago.

Do You Know What Would Keep Me In Brazil, No Matter What Happened? Sex!

The Last Thing I Stole Was A Box Of Coca Cola From A Parked Truck In Adelaide. I Was Nice And Drunk. It Was New Year's Eve. And That Was About 28 Years Ago.

For More Than 13,000 Days On The Run, My Life Was A Soap Opera.

I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton School Of Building. I Screwed Around, Not Putting In A Proper Attendance.