There Are Worse Things You Can Do

The Damaged Loves The Damaged.

With A Gun Barrel Between Your Teeth, You Speak Only In Vowels.

Ever Since College, I Make Friends. They Get Married. I Lose Friends.

Brandy Is So Attractive You Could Chop Her Head Off And Put It On Blue Velvet In The Window At Tiffany's And Somebody Would Buy It For A Million Dollars.

The Most Boring Thing In The Entire World Is Nudity. The Second Most Boring Thing Is Honesty.