There Are Two Words For Everything.

To Set But A Low Value Upon Toast Is To Expose One's Deficiencies In Right Appreciation.

There Is No Diplomacy Like Candor.

The Noise From Good Toast Should Reverberate In The Head Like The Thunder Of July.

Aig [f.-m. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e Don't Say Much; 'e Don't, So To Say, Say Nothin'; But What 'e Don't Say Don't Mean Nothin', Not 'arf. But When 'e Do Say Something--my Gawd!

Readers Of Novels Are A Strange Folk, Upon Whose Probable Or Even Possible Tastes No Wise Book-maker Would Ever Venture To Bet.