There Are Two Ways To Write Error-free

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was Probably Made In Japan.

If You Have A Procedure With 10 Parameters, You Probably Missed Some.

Once You Understand How To Write A Program Get Someone Else To Write It.