There Are Two Ways To Travel, First

I Never Liked Bananas Much Anyway. Two-thirds Of The Way Down Even One Banana I Am Willing To Concede Defeat Smilingly And Give The Rest To The Nearest Monkey.

It Is One Of The Most Discouraging Experiences I Have Ever Had, Not Forgetting The Time When I Winked At The Queen Mother In London Once.

If Shakespeare Were Alive Today And Writing Comedy For The Movies, He Would Be The Head-liner For The Mack Sennett Studios.

I Can Get Dressed Earlier In The Evening With Every Intention Of Going To A Dance At Midnight, But Somehow After The Theatre The Thing To Do Seems To Be Either To Go To Bed Or Sit Around Somewhere. It Doesn't Seem Possible That Somewhere People Can Be Expecting You At An Hour Like That.

We Are Constantly Being Surprised That People Did Things Well Before We Were Born.