There Are Two Kinds Of Music; German

Journalism Is To Politician As Dog Is To Lamp-post.

As For Me, My Literary Theory, Like My Politics, Is Based Chiefly Upon One Main Idea, To Wit, The Idea Of Freedom. I Am, In Brief, A Libertarian Of The Most Extreme Variety, And Know Of No Human Right That Is One-tenth As Valuable As The Simple Right To Utter What Seems (at The Moment) To Be The Truth

If Women Believed In Their Husbands They Would Be A Good Deal Happier And Also A Good Deal More Foolish.

It Is Not The Drinker, But The Man Who Has Just Stopped Drinking, Who Thinks The World Is Going To The Dogs.

There's Really No Point To Voting. If It Made Any Difference, It Would Probably Be Illegal.