There Are Some Short Essays That Are

Children Do Not Really Need Money. After All, They Don't Have To Pay Rent Or Send Mailgrams.

I'm A Horrible Girlfriend. I Always Was. I'm Great At The Beginning, Because I Can Be Very Romantic.

Romantic Love Is Mental Illness. But It's A Pleasurable One. It's A Drug. It Distorts Reality, And That's The Point Of It. It Would Be Impossible To Fall In Love With Someone That You Really Saw. The Second You Meet Someone That You're Going To Fall In Love With You Deliberately Become A Moron. You Do This In Order To Fall In Love, Because It Would Be Impossible To Fall In Love With Any Human Being If You Actually Saw Them For What They Are.

You're Only As Good As Your Last Haircut.

I Hate Money. It Is Boring And It Is Arithmetic. The Two Things I Hate The Most.