There Are Some Loony People In This

I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. Never Was!

People Say You Shouldn't Have Plastic Surgery Because If God Wanted You Another Way He Would Have Made You That Way, But I Say That's A Lot Of Crock. If God Didn't Want Plastic Surgeons, He Wouldn't Have Given Them Hands To Work With.

A Peacock That Rests On His Feathers Is Just Another Turkey.

My Boobs Are Fake, My Hair's Fake But What Is Real Is My Voice And My Heart.

I've Been Guilty Of Most Of The Stuff That's Been Said About Me To Some Degree. And If I Ain't Done It, I Probably Will.