There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That

Biathletes Need To Eat 6.000 Calories A Day: Six Thousand! That's The Equivalent Of 2 Pounds Of Butter, 70 Slices Of Bread, 112 Eggs, 86 Tabs Of Yogurts, 28 Potatoes, 117 Biscuits And 21 Twix Bars. On That Basis, I Could Be An Olympic Biathlete!

Extravagant Is, I Think, The Word We All Thought When We Met ... A Lot Of Money Went Into That [the Grand Tour's ]. I Just Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Have A Bridge From The Old To The New And That Was A Way Of Saying 'right, Well Now Look Where We Are.'

I Have A Pathological Terror Of Falling Through Ice. I Nearly Drowned Once. I Fell Off A Boat And Got A Cramp, And Was Rescued By An Oil-rig Diver, A Great Bear Of A Man Who Simply Leant Into The Water And Scooped Me Out With One Finger.

I Wore A Groove In The Kitchen Floor With Endless Trips To The Fridge, Hoping Against Hope That I Had Somehow Missed A Plateful Of Cold Sausages On The Previous 4,000 Excursions. Then, For No Obvious Reason, I Decided To Buy A Footstool.

I Don't Often Agree With The Rspca As I Believe It Is An Animal's Duty To Be On My Plate At Supper Time.