There Are No Unwinnable Wars.

Tell Me Where Do I Belong In A Sick Society?

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.

In Those Days, If You Wanted A New Car Or A Holiday, You'd Phone Up The Office And They'd Send You Some Cash. You Never Had A Bank Account. I Don't Know Anyone From The Music Business In The Seventies That It Didn't Happen To.

I Feel Joy When I Do A Great Show. I Get Fun Out Of Making Other People Happy. I'm A Terminal People-pleaser. I Suppose That's Why I'm A Frontman.