There Are No Normal People, There Are

I Feel Like My Life Has Always Been The 'hey Look At Me Show.' I'm Not Apologetic About That.

I'm From Wisconsin So I Always Feel A Little Nauseous About Begging And Trying To Trick People Into Liking Me.

I Wish That Television Would Stop Selling Our Hatred Of Ourselves, And Start Seducing Us With Our Love Of Ourselves.

When You Are In The 8 O'clock Position, You Can Either Be A Cultural Phenomenon, Or You're Endangered. It's A Tough Time Slot.

Yoda Is Interesting Because, In Addition To Being Wise, He Is Two Feet Tall, And A Yoda.