There Are No Inconsistencies In The Discworld

The Presence Of Those Seeking The Truth Is Infinitely To Be Preferred To The Presence Of Those Who Think They've Found It.

Despite Rumor, Death Isn't Cruel--merely Terribly, Terribly Good At His Job.

Natural Selection Saw To It That Professional Heroes Who At A Crucial Moment Tended To Ask Themselves Questions Like 'what Is My Purpose In Life?' Very Quickly Lacked Both.

It's Tough At The Top. It's Tough At The Bottom. But In Between You Could Use Them For Horse-shoes.

Never Cross A Woman With A Star On A Stick, Young Lady. They've Got A Mean Streak.