There Are No Identical Twins, Or Forgivable

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'

I Don't Want To Be A Hero, I Don't Want To Ever Let You Down.

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

I'll Always Be An Outrageous Character.

I'm About Caring, I'm About People, And I'm About Entertaining People. I'm A Family Man. A Husband. A Father. I've Been A Lot Of Other Things Over The Years, Which We Don't Really Want To Talk About.