There Are No Bad Books Any More

Theologians And Philosophers, Who Make God The Creator Of Nature And The Architect Of The Universe, Reveal Him To Us As An Illogical And Unbalanced Being. They Declare He Is Benevolent Because They Are Afraid Of Him, But They Are Forced To Admit The Truth That His Ways Are Vicious And Beyond Understanding. They Attribute A Malignity To Him Seldom To Be Found In Any Human Being. And That Is How They Get Human Beings To Worship Him. For Our Miserable Species Would Never Lavish Worship On A Just And Benevolent God From Whom They Had Nothing To Fear.

A Writer Is Rarely So Well Inspired As When He Talks About Himself.

God Forbids Suicide, And Is Unwilling That His Creatures Should Destroy Themselves.

In Truth Man Is Made Rather To Eat Ices Than To Pore Over Old Texts.

The Best Sentence? The Shortest.