There Are More Old Drunks Than There

How Would You Like To Bite That In The Ass, Develop Lock Jaw And Be Dragged To Death?

I Think Hemp Is One Of The Greatest Plants That God Put In The Ground, And I Don't Think Anybody Has The Right To Eradicate It. Just Because Somebody Wants To Get High With A Joint, That's No Reason To Throw Him In Jail And Take His Damn Belongings. He's Just Trying To Get Well. The Mother - 's Sick. That's Why People Drink Beer When They Come Home From Work. They're Stressed Out. That's All Grass Does. It's A Big Stress Reliever.

Well The Country Songs Themselves Are Three-chord Stories, Ballads Which Are Mostly Sad. If You Are Already Feeling Sorry For Yourself When You Listen To Them They Will Take You To An Even Sadder Place.

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.

There Are More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors.