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What Do You Tell A Man With Two Black Eyes? Nothing, He's Already Been Told Twice.

My Purpose Is To Entertain And Please Myself. I Feel That If I Am Entertained, Then There Will Be Enough Other Readers Who Will Be Entertained, Too.

If You Take A Few Days To Write An Outline, You're Just Making Up Scenes That You Think Will Work, That You Think Will Be Interesting. But As You Write It, Other Ideas Occur - Better Ideas That Have To Do With What You're Writing.

Using Adverbs Is A Mortal Sin.

I'm Not Going To Write For Posterity. I'm Going To Write To Make A Buck.