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Now Comes The Part Where I Relieve You, The Little People, Of The Burden Of Your Failed And Useless Lives. But Remember, As My Plastic Surgeon Always Said: If You Gotta Go, Go With A Smile.

I'm Content With The Fact That I Made A Decent Effort. That's What I've Always Worried About: That I Wouldn't Try Hard Enough.

I Don't Have Any Plugs Or Tucks But People Do What They Want. I Look At It As Mutilation.

I Certainly Knew My Father. He Just Didn't Happen To Be My Biological Father.

My Only Emotion Is Gratitude, Literally, For My Life.