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The Art Of Splitting Hairs Four Ways. This Is The Department Of Useless Techniques. Mechanical Avunculogratulation, For Example, Is How To Build Machines For Greeting Uncles. We're Not Sure, Though, If Pylocatabasis Belongs, Since It's The Art Of Being Saved By A Hair. Somehow That Doesn't Seem Completely Useless.

There Are Four Kinds Of People In This World: Cretins, Fools, Morons, And Lunatics.

Fear Prophets And Those Prepared To Die For The Truth, For As A Rule They Make Many Others Die With Them, Often Before Them, At Times Instead Of Them.

Absence Is To Love As Wind Is To Fire: It Extinguishes The Little Flame, It Fans The Big.

In Other Words, Although I Don't Like Them, We Do Need Noble-spirited Souls.