There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.