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The Tabloid That Said That I Dressed Up As A Medieval, Like A Sexy Medieval Something And That Upset Me More Than The Dating Rumors That Have Been Circling Around That Were Fake. If Somebody Thinks I'm Going To Dress Sexy To A Costume Party, They Have Another Thing Coming.

When We Were Kids, We Would Never Open The Minibar. A $6 Snickers Bar? But The Other Day I Was In A Hotel And I Was Staring At A Snickers Bar, And I Finally Just Ate It. Then It Was Like Something In Me Snapped. I Opened All These Drinks. I Thought: I Can Do It Now. Now I'm All Grown-up. I Can Eat Things From The Minibar.

I'm Trying Not To Change.

I Was Having Chest Pains. Photoshop Made It Glamorous.

Being Inappropriate Comes Easy To Me.