There Are Certain Things That Cannot Be

You Don't Ever Ask A Barber Whether You Need A Haircut.

I Put Heavy Weight On Certainty. It's Not Risky To Buy Securities At A Fraction Of What They're Worth.

It Is Easier To Rationalize Than It Is To Be Rational.

Managers Thinking About Accounting Issues Should Never Forget One Of Abraham Lincoln's Favorite Riddles: How Many Legs Does A Dog Have, If You Call A Tail A Leg? The Answer: Four, Because Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn't Make It A Leg.

A Bull Market Is Like Sex. It Feels Best Just Before It Ends.