There Are A Lot Of Idiots In

Love Isn't Sensible, Red. I Think That's The Point.

Almost Anything Can Be Improved With The Addition Of Bacon.

The Industrial Age Had Only Just Begun; The Planet Had Reached Its Best Before Date.

Comedy Was One Of Those Genres That While Appearing Quite Jolly Was Actually Highly Dangerous.

Ill-fitting Grammar Are Like Ill-fitting Shoes. You Can Get Used To It For A Bit, But Then One Day Your Toes Fall Off And You Can't Walk To The Bathroom.