The Young Do Not Need God, And

Some Marriages Break Up, And Some Do Not, And In Our World You Can Usually Explain The Former Better Than The Latter.

Things Are Never So Bad That They Can't Get Worse. But They're Sometimes So Bad They Can't Get Better.

If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste Your Time With Doctors.

Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible After Twenty.

The Fear Of Being Laughed At Makes Cowards Of Us All.