The Worst Job I Ever Had Was

My Grandfather Had Been A Newspaper Reporter, As Was My Uncle. They Were Pretty Good Writers And So I Thought Maybe Somewhere Down The Line I Would Do Some Writing.

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.

Dysfunctional Families Have Sired A Number Of Pretty Good Actors.

Honesty Isn't Enough For Me. That Becomes Very Boring. If You Can Convince People What You're Doing Is Real And It's Also Bigger Than Life - That's Exciting.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.