The World Must Be Rather A Rough

There May Be A Better Land Where Bicycle Saddles Are Made Of Rainbow, Stuffed With Cloud; In This World The Simplest Thing Is To Get Used To Something Hard.

Cheese, Like Oil, Makes Too Much Of Itself.

Conceit Is The Finest Armour A Man Can Wear.

Think Of The Man Who First Tried German Sausage.

Evil Thought Is A Dangerous Pet. It Is Safer To Play With It From Behind The Iron Bars Of Circumstance.