The World Is Run By C Students

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

I Don't Discuss Basketball. I Dictate Basketball. I'm Not Interested In Philosophy Classes.

If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep Score.

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

We Rush For The Stars As We Crawl Toward Our Graves.