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You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.

I've Always Been Attracted To Sad. If You Look At Woody Allen Movies, He's Often Playing A Sad Clown, And It's Always Been Interesting. And Angry Clown Is Even More Interesting.

When I Do Stand-up For A Long Time, I'll Get Burned Out, Then I'll Get An Acting Gig. For Me, The Grass Is Always Greener. I'd Like To Do A Mixture Of All Of It. My Goal Is Just To Do Small Movies That I've Written. That's What I'm Trying To Do Now, Just Write Smaller Movies.