The Wonder Is That Communism Lasted So

In The Wake Of Animal House, The Stock Briefly And Quite Wrongly Shot Up. So I Love That Movie.

Every Pleasure You Forgoe On Earth Is A Pleasure You Won't Get In Heaven.

Vegetables Are Something God Invented To Let Women Get Even With Their Children.

A Cocktail Party Is What You Call It When You Invite Everyone You Know To Come Over To Your House At Six P.m., Put Cigarettes Out On Your Rug, And Leave At Eight To Go Somewhere More Interesting For Dinner Without Inviting You.

There Is Only One Basic Human Right, The Right To Do As You Damn Well Please.