The Winner Gives Up His Chance To

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.

Let's Have Some Good, Old-fashioned Literature, With A Virgin And A Moral.

Emblem: The Carapace Of The Great Crowned Snail Is Painted With All The Flags Of The United Nations.

Avant-garde Art Jousts With Propriety, But Takes Care Never To Unseat It.

I Am Kept In Bondage By The Moles Of My Beloved.