The Whole Country Was Tied Together By

My Grandfather Had A Wonderful Funeral... On The Buffet Table There Was A Replica Of The Deceased In Potato Salad.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

In My Next Life I Want To Live Backwards. Start Out Dead And Finish Off As An Orgasm.

Me And Nature Are Two.

I Was Raised In The Jewish Tradition, Taught Never To Marry A Gentile Woman, Shave On A Saturday Night And, Most Especially, Never To Shave A Gentile Woman On A Saturday Night.