The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess, And Yet All The Honesty In The World Ain't Lawful Tender For A Loaf Of Bread.

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its Power.