The Wheel That Squeaks Gets The Oil.

I Have Hardly Any Friends Who Aren't Gay

I Thought It Would Be My One And Only Exhibition So I Decided To Call It My Major Retrospective.

There Is No Comparison Between Him And Me; He Developed A Whole New Way Of Making Art And He's Clearly In A League Of His Own. It Would Be Like Making Comparisons With Warhol.

My New Year's Eve Is Always 2 July, The Night Before My Birthday. That's The Night I Make My Resolutions. And This Year Scares The Life Out Of Me, Because No Matter How Successful, How Good Things Appear, There Is Always A Deep Core Of Failure Within Me, Although I Am Trying To Deal With It. My Biggest Fear, This Coming Year, Is That I Will Be Waking Up Alone. It Makes Me Wonder How Many Bodies Will Be Fished Out Of The Thames, How Many Decaying Corpses Will Be Found In One-room Flats. I'm Just Being Realistic.

I've Never Been Married Because, First Of All, I Don't Think I've Ever Seriously Been Asked By Anyone Who I Wanted To Marry. [...] And Also I'm Monogamous.