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Mentioning Jesus In Your Speech: Small Government. Doing What Jesus Asked: Big Government.

Global Warming Isn't Real Because I Was Cold Today! Also Great News: World Hunger Is Over Because I Just Ate.

Texas Governor Rick Perry Has Been In The Race Only Three Days, And He's Already Blowing Away The Competition Like It Is A Trespassing Coyote.

Think Books Aren't Scary? Well, Think About This: You Can't Spell "book" Without "boo!

Folks, I Don't Trust Children. They're Here To Replace Us.