The Way One Was Brought Up Isn't

. . . Women Were Brought Up To Have Only One Set Of Manners. A Woman Was Either A Lady Or She Wasn't, And We All Know What The Latter Meant. Not Even Momentary Lapses Were Allowed; There Is No Female Equivalent Of The Boys-will-be-boys Concept.

Chaperons Don't Enforce Morality; They Force Immorality To Be Discreet.

Nowadays, You Form Your Beliefs To Fit Your Behavior, Not The Other Way Around.

It Doesn't Matter Whether The Bride Or The Bridegroom Writes The Letters Of Thanks For Wedding Presents Provided That These Go Out Immediately After The Arrival Of Each Present And Are Not In The Handwriting Of The Bride's Mother.

Protocol Is Etiquette With A Government Expense Account.