The Way Back Will Come But Once.

Better To Have One Woman On Your Side Than Ten Men.

If You Fell Head First Into A Pigsty, You'd Try To Convince Everybody You Did It On Purpose.

My Mother Always Told Me The Best Way To Learn To Deal With A Man Was To Learn To Ride A Mule. She Said They Have About Equal Brains Most Of The Time. Sometimes The Mule Is Smarter.

Teach Him How You Will, A Pig Will Never Play The Flute.

If You Must Mount The Gallows, Give A Jest To The Crowd, A Coin The Hangman, And Make The Drop With A Smile On Your Lips.