The Virtue Of Dress Rehearsals Is That

God Is The Tangential Point Between Zero And Infinity.

To Be Weird! That Is My Goal!

The Virtue Of Dress Rehearsals Is That They Are A Free Show For A Select Group Of Artists And Friends Of The Author, And Where For One Unique Evening The Audience Is Almost Expurgated Of Idiots.

The Theater, Bringing Impersonal Masks To Life, Is Only For Those Who Are Virile Enough To Create New Life: Either As A Conflict Of Passions Subtler Than Those We Already Know, Or As A Complete New Character.

You're Looking Exceptionally Ugly Tonight, Madam, Is It Because We Have Company?