The University President Who Cashiered Every Professor

I Write In Order To Attain That Feeling Of Tension Relieved And Function Achieved Which A Cow Enjoys On Giving Milk.

The Other Day A Dog Peed On Me. A Bad Sign.

He Marries Best Who Puts It Off Until It Is Too Late.

A Woman Usually Respects Her Father, But Her View Of Her Husband Is Mingled With Contempt, For She Is Of Course Privy To The Transparent Devices By Which She Snared Him.

What Men Value In This World Is Not Rights But Privileges.