The Universities Are Available Only To Those

I Am A Marxist-leninist And I Will Be One Until The Last Day Of My Life.

There Are Enough Doctors On The Planet So That Nobody Has To Die For Lack Of Attendance.

If Surviving Assassination Attempts Were An Olympic Event, I Would Win The Gold Medal.

I Would Not Vote For The Mayor. It's Not Just Because He Didn't Invite Me To Dinner, But Because On My Way Into Town From The Airport There Were Such Enormous Potholes.

The Greatest Competition Of Idiocy And Ignorance That Has Ever Been.