The United States Never Lost A War

Let Wall Street Have A Nightmare And The Whole Country Has To Help Them Back To Bed Again.

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

I Originated A Remark Many Years Ago That I Think Has Been Copied More Than Any Little Thing That I've Ever Said, And I Used It In The Follies Of 1922. I Said America Has A Unique Record. We Never Lost A War And We Never Won A Conference In Our Lives. I Believe That We Could Without Any Degree Of Egotism, Single-handed Lick Any Nation In The World. But We Can't Confer With Costa Rica And Come Home With Our Shirts On.

The Road To Success Is Dotted With Many Tempting Parking Spaces.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.