The United States Constitutional Convention, Except For

I Guess I Don't So Much Mind Being Old, As I Mind Being Fat And Old.

When Women Cease To Be Handsome, They Study To Be Good.

He That Best Understands The World, Least Likes It

I Fear The Man Who Drinks Water And So Remembers This Morning What The Rest Of Us Said Last Night

All Human Situations Have Their Inconveniences. We Feel Those Of The Present But Neither See Nor Feel Those Of The Future; And Hence We Often Make Troublesome Changes Without Amendment, And Frequently For The Worse.