The Ultimate Mystery Is One's Own Self.

After I Decided To Become A Jew, Only Then Did I Learn That The Jews Don't Have All The Money. When I Found Out Rockefeller And Ford Were Goyim, I Almost Resigned.

The Only Person I Ever Hurt Was Myself And Even That I Did To The Minimum. If You Can Do That And You're Still Functioning, You're The Luckiest Person In The World.

When You Lose A Lover It's Like Getting A Bad Haircut. It Grows Back In Time.

I Was So Opposed To The War In Vietnam That I Initially Refused President Nixon's Urgings For Me To Go There.

What Have I Got? No Looks, No Money, No Education. Just Talent.