The Two Main Hazards Of Psychoanalysis: That

Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean It.

No Good Neurotic Finds It Difficult To Be Both Opinionated And Indecisive.

The Neurotic Would Like To Trust His Analyst - If Only Because He's Paying Him So Much Money. But He Can't - Because If The Analyst Really Cared, He'd Be Doing It For Nothing.

If You're A Gifted Flirt, Talking About The Price Of Eggs Will Do As Well As Any Other Subject.

The Neurotic's Strongest Fantasy Is That He Has No Fantasies. The Real Is Very Real To Him, The Unreal Even More So.