The Truth Can't Be Hidden For Long.

You Need To Be Silly To Be Funny.

When I Direct And Have To Look At Filmed Scenes Of Myself, I Suck.

Has It Ever Occurred To You That How We Deal With Death Is At Least As Important As How We Deal With Life?

I Have Been Accused Of Never Saying No.

I Proceeded To Prove Everybody Right As To How Bad An Economics Student I Was By Failing As An Assistant Manager In Every Theatre I Went To That Hired Me, Both As An Assistant Manager And As An Actor. I Lost Money And Tickets, And I Couldn't Keep Track Of Anything. So Eventually They Fired Me From Assistant-manager Jobs, But Kept Me On As An Actor.